Dont Feel Like Dancing.

Now day in day out we here at whiteboydancefloor do everything in our power to search every extremity of the globe to deliver you good music to enjoy. But this search often delivers some of the most horrendous sounds aswell. E.g Coldplay & Keane. All we can do is our best to shield you good people from the filfth.

Now... to begin...the thorn in my tuesday

Sam Champion. It baffles me how this ridiculous excuse for music can be heralded as some kind of revalation. Unless Sam Champion recieves some seriously indepth lessons on tone and pitch then we have a fatal case of has-been-before-they-ever-have-been. But Pix I hear you all cry out in defence of Sam Whatever, tone and pitch aren't everything what about great singers with unique voices.

The only thing unique about this Sam Champion is that the music ever saw the light of day. Most of these kinds of people confine themselves to making mp3's they only show their little sister. I'm sorry blogosphere, for a world that has produced and discovered so many winners, without a doubt, Sam Champion is a flop.

Sadly though, i do expect big things for him. Give him two months and he'll be doing secret myspace concerts in the shitholes, ow sorry i mean hidden treasures of america. Wanna hear good out of tune cheap ass recordings CLICK HERE When Sam Champion says they produced music on a $15 budget, then they can come see me.

Notice i didnt post a link whiteboydancefloor faithful... theres a good reason for that, currently, Whiteboydancefloor are lodging blogger legal action against Sam Champion for false advertising... Sam they may be, but champion... fail fail fail.

Another ridiculous joke of a show Rockstar 2. I didnt need to tell you that. But now to get to the "aussie contigent". Before Toby shot to "stardom" he was the lead singer of band Juke Kartel. I tell ya they stink so badly that I have no doubt this fool is perfect neigh even destined for Rockstar 2 success!!!

Whatever the fuck that is. Juke Kartel's main claim to fame... supporting Nickelback. Well doesnt that just say it all.

Now on a good note!... Stereogum have posted the latest from incredibly gay incredibly wonderful pop poofs The Scissor Sisters. It is appearing more and more so that the homosexuals are the only ones show us how to get the groove thing happening (Presets, Savage Garden?, Elton John, im sure theres others). Generalisation? Yes. Do i care? no.

"Dont Feel Like Dancing" is just a good fun track. Is is the best thing since sliced bread? No. But even still, it has a great if alittle repetitive groove and it'll get ya movin. Makes me more pumped for the new album from these carnival folk!

And finally I leave you all with a question. Is the blogging world going soft? It seems like especially the big blogs are getting too afraid of saying they dislike music unless it's a sure bet of conformity like Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears. I think the blogging world needs to get a bit more of the Pitchfork mentality sometimes. Some of their reviews make my blood curdle as they rip apart my favourite musicians, but I much prefer that to either posting what you love or not posting at all.

I'm all for love between bloggers and the music, but it would appear to many fat cats are getting concerned with which record labels are giving them free shit rather than what is good music. Bloggers must keep their integrity as a unique uber-breed of individuals who applaud the unique and attack all those who feel they can get away with producing inferior music. E.g KoRn.

I wanna start seeing blogger posts looking more like blogs again and less like press releases. So many of the great blogs out there are falling into the shadows, blogs are the only untouchable realm of the media masses because real bloggers wont let them, lets ensure it remains that way.

Oww and Sam Champion, I'll see you no doubt soon on MTV and Top of the Pops (RIP) and even worse Cd Live (Aus).