Sexy is a Battlefield. Sexy will be victorious

As always the follow up efforts to an extremely successful album for any band is difficult and what results is a nervous wait for an avid fan to endure. The Eagles of Death Metal are the kind of the band they run the tightrope of stupidity so delicately and perfectly that it's difficult not to like them. However, one puff of wind and whammy! you've fallen off the tightrope into the wagon, fallen off the wagon and into the grace and then you've fallen from grace and people want to crap on your face.

So worried was I that my beloved Eagles of Death Metal may disappoint, It took a good few months for me to actually give the album a listen. To say it's the best thing they've ever done I shall not, but to say I love it I will.

I believe their whole philosophy and good vibes of sexuality bordering on homosexuality, free loving and its marvellous association to rock n roll music is a positive and sorely needed element in music these days.

If only those emo wanks would realise, dressing in black on makes only tosspots like you, but rock n roll gets you pussy! Dont comprehend what im saying because your woozy from cutting your wrists. Then watch the film clip of "I want you so hard (boys bad news)" as an instructional video as to the effects women experience from rock n roll music.

Spot to the cameos from rock n roll legends Dave Grolh & Jack Black. I tell ya making good music is not a necessity for these two, they cant do whatever they please!

I rest my case.