Special One-Off Weekend Post

So Ashamed was I by the cheap quality of Friday's post, I have decided that now with a fully functioning computer I must redeem myself with a post of a lifetime. And I dont plan to disappoint.



In getting off to a banging start, I give you good people one of the finest video clips of the year. Well that is if your one for a bit of the female v female stylings. So i guess you could say I'm catering to the 13-100 years old male market.

Directed by Saam Farahmand it is the latest clip from mercurial electro lovers Simian Mobile Disco. It's only downfall is that I couldn't tell you if the song is good or not, lets face it no one can. Nobody's actually listening. Props must go to Big Stereo for uncovering this one to my very accepting eyes.

Whitest boy alive are like superstars who dont have a press machine to advertise just how fantastic they are. I think the skill in guitar synth whatever pop is to get songs that glide and slither as if they were an albatross on the sea. It doesn't always have to be a quick affair, but it needs to be beautiful. Beautifully f*ckn sexy.

As Sandwich Club said, they're bringing whiteboys to the forfront. A top blog serving up tasty sandwiches. Anyways where was i? Oww yes, No one wants to be a gangster, rapstar or silky cool latino dancer. Whiteboys are sexually charged akwardness with cheeks long hidden from the sun. That's where it's at!

A few blogs have beaten me to the Whitest Boy Alive chase however for your listening pleasure I give you a very fine song which is screaming remix me!!! I think Stereogum may have featured it but dont let that deter you, It's still good! Every 1% of the time the gum gets it right. But let us not forget their faux pas on Sam Champion. Eww.

Mp3: Whitest Boy Alive - Burning

Finally, I think I have discovered one of the most addictive things to do on the internet. Now it takes some careful listening but bare with me and give it a go for yourself.

Step 1: Download Fedde Le Grand - Put Your Hands Up For Detroit

Now I have provided you with a free download of the song via Whiteboydancefloor however should you wish to download it for yourself or even be a renegade who actually bought the song, then great, move straight on through to the excitement of step 2!

Step 2: With the duck you see below, Detroit duck man he has been named. You can adopt your own should you not feel my duck is good enough for you. Then, familarise yourself with the ducks movements, watch the way the headnods and how clicking on the duck results in a lovely quack noise.

Step 3: Grad a friend to play too, It's always better to conduct this kind of fun in groups.

Step 4: The best step of all! Once you've downloaded the song and gotten used to how Detroit Duck man operates, Play the song and use your mouse to make Detroit duck man dance away happily. It will be the most honest fun you've had on the net without getting your hands dirty. It's one of those things you have to try before you judge me. It's bloody brilliant!