Friday, October 9, 2009

Hey Hey Get A Sense Of Humour


Ok so this is a re-post of sorts from my feelings on Hey Hey The Reunion and I am issuing an apology... Not to that total fuck up of a television show, but to the mercurial father of wbdf Chris whose very rousing post was posted over the top of by none other than the scum that is myself.

Posting over the top of Chris is almost like a Christian taking a dump in a church or something... mind you there are probably some which do that, so suffice to say what I did was the whiteboy equivelent of even worse! This whole M.J offending is a total fabrication, isn't that blatantly obvious? Both Hey Hey & Harry Connick Jnr have spent the best part of this decade trying to recapture some semblance of fame they may of once had and no Will & Grace fame doesn't count... sorry Harry, you should of stuck to what you were amazing at rather than becoming yet another poor man's Michael Buble.

So while I'm sorry about that, I'm not story that I am one of the enlightened few which realise that Hey Hey was and is total rubbish. Let's face it... Hey Hey the Reunion is horrific and it's taking up the time and resources that could be spent on something more worthwhile... Like perhaps the redundancy packages you'll need to out everyone on the Footy Show (Syd) and the media spin you'll need to generate to bring back Matthew Johns.

Darryl's trademark is to be a baffling buffoon who mumbles and bumbles through his hosting duties, Molly's knowledge of the music industry is stuck back in 1995 and if Russell Gilbert is a comedian, then I'm a well respected expert blogger!

The fact that every single member of this sham-fest was available to do the reunion shows doesn't surprise me as their careers following the demise of Hey Hey revolved around Dancing with the stars and various other network flops, whoring themselves to whatever would take them.

So please people, tell me why this shambles should not have remained a distant memory? What is with the endless fan fare? The show seems to have generated more leeches than the Parramatta Eels. Even my beloved and highly popular 2GB radio jumped on the band wagon thanks to Andrew Moore (stick to sport if your taste reflects a liking to shows like this).

I thought Channel 9 had 20 to 1 to shelve all their out of work stars?

In more uplifting news....

What happens when you get 3 strapping young Belgian lads and mix them with a Kiwi?

Answer: Das Pop - Never Get Enough

A catchy little number and the 3 parts Belgian 1 part New Zealander makes for great press releases. Be sure to give this one a listen, it's very inoffensive and difficult not to bop along to!

DAS IS CHOICE BRO...YAH!!!

Anyways... Hopefully there is already a Facebook group petitioning for the end of Hey Hey!

The thoughts and feelings of both Nancy Magoo & Pix... written by Pix... title by Nancy... inspired by hatred of bad taste.

2 comments:

Nancy Magoo said...

Blubbering vagina Bill O'Reily actually said something correct for once

"This is not representative of Australia. This is just a bad decision by stupid producers"

Again, what a crock of shit show. I love how white people are getting all defensive. They must deal with so much racism. Ha!

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