Electronic music is what the whiteboydancefloor love, but even we have our limits...
5. Audio Bullys - Shot You Down - Poor Nancy Sinatra. Her stunningly haunting track has been eaten, regurgitated and played with in ways that it never should have. This could have truly been a fantastic remix/cover, but no. It is terrible and hard to dance to. Bang Bang, Chris shot you down.
4. TV Rock - Flaunt It. 'Go on and Flaunt it, what your mumma gave you' errm OK whatever. I don't know what I hate more about this track, that stupid white guy in the clip with the piss weak fashion sense or the un-erasable image of ugly hoes shaking 'what their mumma gave them' on the dancefloor. If you studied biology TV Rock, you would know it was probably her daddy who gave her that, and if he heard you talk like that he would kick your skinny asses.
3. Infernal - Paris To Berlin. Yeah sure the chick who sings this has a nice rack. Doesn't mean she can sing. Nor does it mean Infernal can make good beats, or melodies, or videos, or anything else resembling good music. Euro-Trash? I think so..
2. Rogue Traders - Voodoo Child. Ok, lets do the math. Kylie left Neighbours in what, 1990? It took her about 11 years to release 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head'. So Natalie Bassingthwaite, looks like you will have to wait at least 10 years before you can release something as decent and redeem yourself from this shermozzle of a song. Ditch the clothes, you look ridiculous. Matches the music I guess.
1. DHT - Listen To Your Heart. The Roxette version is passable, even Ok when heard in the right mood. This horrible Euro-trance-pop-dance-trash can't even get close. It's beats cliched and corny; those synthesised melodies sound so mid-90's and that weird looking German chick wouldnt get past the Australian Idol producers. Wait, maybe she might, that fat chick did win last season.
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2 comments:
haha im keen to hear these secret weapons you speak of
yeh id agree thats been the biggest miss
that dirty south was so bad though, i think it deserves to be #1 of a whole new uber-list. Its on par with the thunderstruck remix some ranga did some years ago.
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