What's Scar Non.

Ken Hell & Weapon X are single handedly harnessing the Oz Wog stylez culture and churning it into some of the most halarious, socially accurate and phat music going around. Only just last week Whiteboydancefloor featured the video clip for their other side-slapping ripper "Drive it Like its hot" and this week we serve you up more Ken Hell & Weapon X solid gold.

"My Subs" is a pun on the infectiously horrific "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas. It appears as if there are certain songs out in the music world which are screaming for a Ken Hell & Weapon X makeover, clearly those songs which they touch turn to solid gold. And i dont mean the kind of gold on your Mum's handbag, I mean the kind of gold that you spraypaint on your cousins 1994 convertable WRX-CRX-180SX 240watt lowered all pleather interior shitbox. The kind of gold that doesnt cost much to some, but is priceless to you.

Now if I may again digress into the state of society (in being a social science student), it is potently obvious that there is a lot of negative and dirty slander surrounding Wog culture. I propose that 'uckin legends like Ken Hell & Weapon X are not changing the world but at the very least breaking down a few barriers, letting wogs everywhere feel as if they can have a laugh at themselves and let others have a laugh too without it turning into some kind of racist all out assault. Better still, wogs can poke fun at themselves and make money off it. No this doesn't include the WogBoy, Nick Geonopolis (im not spell checking his name I dont care) should have best remained hidden in some stinky pocket of Melbourne's seedy comedic underbelly or even as Carl Baron's pizza boy.

To put it in words Ken Hell & Weapon X would appreciate more than any extension of english i could propound, those guys are f*ck'n sik *un+s.

Laugh your ass off to MP3: "My Subs"

GIG OF THE WEEK

Thats right folks, after all the hoohah that you read all the bloggers raving about, Candy's Apartment is playing host to yet another line up of supremely devine sounds. I'm sure you can read but for those who have trouble understanding posts, The Vespers will be heading up an absolutely delicious night of music. The what times and dates is all on the flyer.

Now anyone who's been will know the sublime venue that is Candy's Apartment and that when you couple it with the sounds of everything good in the Sydney music scene, you've got an explosion big enough to make Mr T stop and take notice. Thats right, Mr T might be there!

Dont Believe me? Well then maybe you should go and prove me wrong and then post about it on your very own shit blog which is probably inferior to my dogs blog and is more than likely still blog wanking over Drop the Pressure.

I love you all, I know sometimes I don't show it. But i do. You complete me.

P.s I am aware we've never had a gig of the week before, but we are having one this week to push how important it is for your street cred to go.